Bachelor desires – Wanna toss a tail

'Sex on the beach is like cocktail, you MORON...' My thoughts gave a pause when I read these words on my friend's blog. A female software Engineer in Aditi Technologies - Bangalore hollered him as 'moron' while expressing her previous day's memories on beach. This is really indigestible for guys, that too when heard from a girl.

After reading that blog, I understood my coevals are much ahead than me. I am the jack-a** lagging behind in enjoyment sector of life. To make myself available in this category I should really do some ‘real partying’. Now-a-days every party has a numb reason. It could be any of my friends’ salary hike or some job shift or some sister's marriage or some lame happiness.

But now I/ we found one e-special reason to fete ON THE ROCKS I.e., 'BACHELORs PARTY'. We 3 NRIs and 1 Indian are planning to do some MAGIC and RRRrrrRRRock on Thailand - The paradise for bachelors.

Shiva (NRI) – Already geared up with a girl – oops sorry 'the girl'.
Singvi (NRI) – just hair-line distance behind Shiva and is under rigorous hunt.
Guru (NRI) - I am still newbie in the process {Again fresher :( }
Prashant (Indian) – still 'child' in these stuff or say still unripened :P

Trip Details:
1. Trip Date: April 22nd till 26th.

2. Destination: Thailand – Pattaya, Phuket, Bangkok

3. Meet-Up Plan: Ex-Indians fly from Abu Dhabi to Bangkok. Mr.Indian will fly from Bangalore to Bangkok.
4. Trip Slogan: 'Experience Hot, if not atleast Warmth' – Heuristic approach

5. Trip Dedicated to: All our ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-ex girlfriends if any, girls who rejected our proposals and for the girls whom we rejected lavishly.
6. Desire Genera (Type): 'Hombres Luxuria' (Bachelors desires)

7. Best planners in team: Singvi and Shiva. Sense or non-sense – at least they initiate some plans.
8. Waste Fellas in team: Me and Prashant. We don't invest our brains on planning. Moreover we are not sure if we have brains to invest!!

9. Inspired by: *Ted Mosby's Bachelor party* episode, How I met your mother series, Season 3. ****LEGANDARY**** I don't know who will manifest as Barney Stinson among us.
10. Trip plans: W%$* T%# F^&@

11. Deliverables @ the end of trip: Photos and Videos of hot chiks & of even hens & grand-hen, we never mind!!

Affidavit:
The god of desires,
Balzeebub (Master of Hell) inside us is dead.

We the stupid 4 Bachelors - basically from India, hardly enjoyed our lives compared to any average American or Briton. Through out our lives whenever we tossed 1 Rupee coin, all the time we ended up seeing 'Heads'. We never experienced 'Tails' till now. Hope you understand our condition :( :( :(

But now, due to our age constraint (as per rituals department called 'parents') we are on the edge of jumping into relationship called commitment (or say marriage, 'why shy?') before which we really want to toss 'Tails' once. This is our 'Now or Never' mission. Please forgive all our WTF pranks we committed and give us a chance to realize our desires.

Last plea, till the moment we enter Thailand, please please please don't make us to interact with any damn girl in this universe and don't make us to intake those words '........., you MORON'. Thanx in advance.

HAPPY BACHELORS PARTY. CHEERS !!!

Regards,
4 Hombres

-Wanna drive the nuts crazy-