Average Indian's Screwed up life:

Note: I am not writing this against Indians. Instead being an Indian, this is my self experience and the views/ opinions I hear from my close friends who stay outside India and interact with people from different nationalities whether in US or Germany or Australia or UAE.
Yesterday I turned 24 yrs. I and my bud Shiva were stepping towards 'The Blitz', a dance club in Abu Dhabi. The discussion started @ Coffee Shop where we usually loiter. 'What is Life as per Indians?' We concluded at Salam Street - Hamdan Street traffic signal that 'Life is Screwed up with respect to Indians'. To define technically 'Life is a time period given to every individual to schedule his/ her passions and enjoy, but THE INDIANS make sure that, this time period is scheduled tightly with unwanted things and the progress graph in terms of realizing happiness will be pakka STRAIGHT LINE with NEGATIVE SLOPE unfortunately on POSITIVE X-Y (1st) GRADIENT'

Here is the summary of how we arrived at this conclusion and the inadvertent proofs we came across. I assume the experiences will be similar with any girl as well. But I am not sure coz whenever I tried trespassing girls private conversations during my school days, they used to communicate thro' anthropoid sounds like 'shh shh shh shh.......'

1. During our nursery, every damn thing is important. 'This is my pencil, I won't give it to you, see I mended it twice, so this is shorter than you described.' Selfishness is our birth gift.

2.1 During high school, 'Shh mom is coming, hide this porn book.' Why the hell parents restrict the adult content during our teenage as if they are preserving children from some rotten content in life.
2.2 If any of our friends scold us, madarchod - behanchod - saala lounda etc, we will turn outraged, scream at them as if we can't accept the morally reprehensible behavior :)

3. 'Sir, where should I join for CET coaching? Should I concentrate on Maths or Biology or both?' The bastard lecturer replies 'To be on the safer side, concentrate on both, so that either you can join Engineering or MBBS'. hehehe......

4.1 In college, if our dude get a girl friend, we turn desperate, sub-dudes just work hard to get a girl, whether it is thro' Orkut, Facebook or hanging out physically at every college/ class door. And once they get a girl, hide her from parents/ society as if, they are doing something condemnable !!!
4.2 People drink, smoke and do everything but still act like Lolly-Pops. Individual never stay natural in front of entire society circle. We act and act and we only act.

5.1 Here is where, subvert Indian life starts. We concentrate on job, technology, career, salary, appraisal and what not. If any college friend pings, we will type one message, 'BRB, Wait, Jus a sec'.
5.2 Sucking abroad trip: We never realize that the life we are leading is fucked up. Instead, we do money conversion, '$1 = 48.556751346 Rs, wow!!!', sending money to same unchangeable parents and planning for some grave property.

6 And once we are 25-26, the marriage mission: Crib even after building 2-3 houses for 1 son. 'In 1 house we stay, and we rented out other 2 houses. 60 X 40 dimension, 22000 Rs rent. But still money is important you see. So, he is planning to build other 4 (What the F$@K) houses.' What the fuck we do with these stuff ?

7. One day we will die with some disease :)

So as a whole, life can be beautiful, but with never-ending hurdles, we make it tough, plan - struggle - work out - die unwittingly. Hence 'Straight Line (y=mx+c) with Negative Slope (m) representing plunge on Positive Gradient' is the precise definition.