PROOFS for screwed Up Life: (Contd...)

I and Shiva got the proof in the dance club. Music was loud, The 'True Music' band was performing well with cute bikini girls on stage. people from at least 15 nationalities were present. Every European, Russian, Filipino, Arabic etc had a partner. The DJ opened the stage for crowd. Whether the pair is in their 20s or 40s, it really did not matter, but they were drunk, gathered on stage, they danced with passion. Worth to mention, one European couple, seems like from Netherlands, were completely drunk and started dancing slow with the music @ the place they were. There was nothing vulgar or awkward. Instead, it displayed their independent attitude towards life and the way they enjoy it.

And about our role in dance club, I the bastard Guru and the sloth professional dancer Shiva stood in the mid of the crowd. We hardly spoke few words in entire 2-3 hrs but exchanged eye signs quite a few times. Though normally we feel proud and pat each others back for taking wonderful decision, earning lacs of Rs in 1-2 months, comparing the salaries and feeling we can become enough rich than any of our close friends working in India, today we weren't feeling comfortable. We understood, we are still backward and we never come out of our serious lives with thousands of short-term, middle-term, long-term goals etc etc which are really unnecessary at least after these many so called ACHIEVEMENTS AS PER INDIANS in terms of money and status.

And last important thing to mention, one asshole - insane - crazy Indian guy, probably around 32-35 years, who was alone, tried at least 4-5 times entering the dance floor which was occupied with couples. He tried hitting on every girl but none of them even turned their face. He was going off the stage, probably boosting himself with enough courage/ guts and again entering the dance floor. I really don't know whether to appreciate that bastard's ostentatious courage or to depreciate his lonely capricious craziness.

Average Indian's Screwed up life:

Note: I am not writing this against Indians. Instead being an Indian, this is my self experience and the views/ opinions I hear from my close friends who stay outside India and interact with people from different nationalities whether in US or Germany or Australia or UAE.
Yesterday I turned 24 yrs. I and my bud Shiva were stepping towards 'The Blitz', a dance club in Abu Dhabi. The discussion started @ Coffee Shop where we usually loiter. 'What is Life as per Indians?' We concluded at Salam Street - Hamdan Street traffic signal that 'Life is Screwed up with respect to Indians'. To define technically 'Life is a time period given to every individual to schedule his/ her passions and enjoy, but THE INDIANS make sure that, this time period is scheduled tightly with unwanted things and the progress graph in terms of realizing happiness will be pakka STRAIGHT LINE with NEGATIVE SLOPE unfortunately on POSITIVE X-Y (1st) GRADIENT'

Here is the summary of how we arrived at this conclusion and the inadvertent proofs we came across. I assume the experiences will be similar with any girl as well. But I am not sure coz whenever I tried trespassing girls private conversations during my school days, they used to communicate thro' anthropoid sounds like 'shh shh shh shh.......'

1. During our nursery, every damn thing is important. 'This is my pencil, I won't give it to you, see I mended it twice, so this is shorter than you described.' Selfishness is our birth gift.

2.1 During high school, 'Shh mom is coming, hide this porn book.' Why the hell parents restrict the adult content during our teenage as if they are preserving children from some rotten content in life.
2.2 If any of our friends scold us, madarchod - behanchod - saala lounda etc, we will turn outraged, scream at them as if we can't accept the morally reprehensible behavior :)

3. 'Sir, where should I join for CET coaching? Should I concentrate on Maths or Biology or both?' The bastard lecturer replies 'To be on the safer side, concentrate on both, so that either you can join Engineering or MBBS'. hehehe......

4.1 In college, if our dude get a girl friend, we turn desperate, sub-dudes just work hard to get a girl, whether it is thro' Orkut, Facebook or hanging out physically at every college/ class door. And once they get a girl, hide her from parents/ society as if, they are doing something condemnable !!!
4.2 People drink, smoke and do everything but still act like Lolly-Pops. Individual never stay natural in front of entire society circle. We act and act and we only act.

5.1 Here is where, subvert Indian life starts. We concentrate on job, technology, career, salary, appraisal and what not. If any college friend pings, we will type one message, 'BRB, Wait, Jus a sec'.
5.2 Sucking abroad trip: We never realize that the life we are leading is fucked up. Instead, we do money conversion, '$1 = 48.556751346 Rs, wow!!!', sending money to same unchangeable parents and planning for some grave property.

6 And once we are 25-26, the marriage mission: Crib even after building 2-3 houses for 1 son. 'In 1 house we stay, and we rented out other 2 houses. 60 X 40 dimension, 22000 Rs rent. But still money is important you see. So, he is planning to build other 4 (What the F$@K) houses.' What the fuck we do with these stuff ?

7. One day we will die with some disease :)

So as a whole, life can be beautiful, but with never-ending hurdles, we make it tough, plan - struggle - work out - die unwittingly. Hence 'Straight Line (y=mx+c) with Negative Slope (m) representing plunge on Positive Gradient' is the precise definition.

Crazzzzziness

* 'Happiness is real only when shared' as told in the movie 'Into The Wild'। Thanks to Christopher Johnson McCandless (1968 - 1992). This is about wild thoughts we get in mid of our routine work and you implement it ignoring all other important schedules you have.

Craziness is something you experience:

* When you get up from sleep in midnight and ride towards desert to watch Bally dance under Bedouin tents with a bon fire।

* When you burn out few notes/ currency you earned hard and feeling you have control over money/ world।

* When you throw garlands at girls for their performance on dance floor.

* In mid of your vacation, will stop enjoyment and ride down to office only coz you understood something which was pending since long time।

* You spend weeks together of time in exploring nature in mid of mountains/ forests etc।

* Most importantly, you feel happy or smile at your own face once you get up in the morning which is really tough to achieve।

* Completing the day success after doing all scheduled assignments efficiently। This rarely happens as we rarely meet expectations/ dreams.

Lastly, craziness is something like this, scribbling out some thoughts to frenz who can hardly grasp the inner meaning or intensity of the written stuff but still feeling comfort in doing so.

Prefatorial note

This is a rudiment attempt to start off with blog to share my thoughts and persuasions. Everybody will have hundreds of notions, thousands of dreams and interests, legion strategies to lead life. And I am not exception with any of these. I have my own design of my life, I attempt to paint it with all possible amenities, embellish the same and exhibit the societal trait. And the Blog is one such attempt to tune my asprations.