Disclaimer 1: It may seem indecent for few. Please stop reading if you cannot accept this as a joke.
Disclaimer 2: This disclaimer is dedicated to hero (Romeo) of this story – “I hope you won't read this blog at any point of time as we are hardly in touch with each other. But if at all you end up reading this blog, don't feel bad. We all moved on and I know you are good enough. I am not making fun of you. Rather, the accidental incidents happened created this scene” :)
Incident: Last month when I visited India, we – college buddies (Me, Sukesh, Girish, Nandish & Kiran) - met in Bangalore Central mall. After chillaxing for 2-3 hrs, we planned to stay overnight at Maddur Coffee day on Bangalore-Mysore highway. On the way, we got down at some local dhaba for dinner. Our group has one bad habit. Whenever we meet, we go crazy few times and we call any of our college friends with whom we didn’t have healthy relationship. We speak to them sarcastically, we rip them off and few times we end up taunting them too. I know this is weird and wrong.
In dhaba we were exchanging memorable incidents during college days. Gradually the topic moved on to Romeo. He was a good friend of us. But he never succeeded to be one among us because of his own ideologies. During first 3 years of college, he acted like saint and preached us not to roam with any girl and all. He was like papa who restricted our moves, ‘don’t do this, don’t do that’ But during 4th year of college, the things changed so weird. He became close to one girl and he declared it as ‘brotherly relationship’. After few months this brotherly affection turned out to be love !!!
Well, it was almost 12.30 midnight and we called Romeo. He didn’t pick up the call. Next time we called him, the Airtel voice mail said “The mobile phone you are trying to reach is out of network coverage area. Please try again later”. After a while, the phone rang and he didn’t pick up. This repeated for sometime. Finally we sent a message to his girl friend “Guru here, me in India, wanna speak 2 ur boy, send his new no. if any”. We didn’t get any reply. But next time when I called him, he picked the call.
I don’t know if you can understand what I am trying to convey. At night 1’O clock, EITHER guy is not picking up the call OR his mobile is out of coverage area repeatedly. But one text message to his GF made him to pick the call :P
We spoke on loud speaker and acted like real pain in a**. At last Kiran dropped one awesome double meaning joke. It was too vulgar. He said “Dude, looks like you were busy doing something and we disturbed you. Between, something is happening with your mobile. It is going in and coming out of the network coverage area repeatedly… In and Out, In and Out… Don’t keep your mobile in OUT-OF-NETWORK area and take it out so often. Mobile may stop working forever”
We all stared at Kiran and there was a panic silence for few seconds. But we couldn’t control our laugh anymore. All 5 of us busted laughing atleast for 1-2 mins with weird sounds. Romeo got really pissed off. He just said ‘BYE’ and hung up the call.
